Things I've Learned on the Thursday Night Social Ride

1. Sequined pants aren’t the most comfortable thing to wear on a bike seat.
2. I learned (thankfully not first hand) what a “baby bird” shot is.
3. When you don’t have a bike, it’s totally acceptable to have your dog pull you along on a skateboard.
4. Apparently, people like to have drunk women commanding them via bullhorn.
5. Hand signals (for bikes) were invented for a reason.
6. Motorized vehicles are either pleasantly surprised or super annoyed by our presence.
7. One's level of coolness can be determined by how high you can lock up your bike.  Raise it up!
8. When in doubt, pack 2 bottles of vodka and vitamin water.
9. It's perfectly acceptable to "mount" someone wheelie style from behind.  No permission required.
10. Taint nothing to it.